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The Corporate Nonsense Survival Guide: 9 South African Workplace Red Flags

A satire-with-a-point guide to spotting workplace red flags and protecting your career from corporate theatre.

Treasury Official Absent for Six Months After Automating Job With OpenClaw

PRETORIA — A government department has launched an internal investigation after it emerged that a recently hired official allegedly automated most of his daily responsibilities using OpenClaw, stopped coming into the office after a few weeks, and then remained on payroll for six months without anyone formally noticing he was no longer physically present. According…

Home Affairs Launches Premium Queue Standing Unit

PRETORIA — The Department of Home Affairs has announced the launch of a new Premium Queue Standing Unit, a specialised administrative division tasked with helping South Africans stand in the correct line for long enough to eventually be told they are missing one photocopy. Officials described the initiative as a major service delivery breakthrough and…

Mamparras Spend R7.7 Billion From 25th to the 31st of December 2024

The land of sun, braais, and world-class financial irresponsibility. The month when people who spent the whole year complaining about Eskom, food prices, and petrol suddenly transform into millionaires—with only one investment strategy: alcohol. Between December 25 and 31, 2024, South Africans collectively dropped a staggering R7.7 billion on booze. And if you zoom out…

Why Do Liberals Think Trump Supporters Are Mamparas?

This isn’t about tax policies or debates over health care. This is about the wild, head-scratching stuff you’ve chosen to stand by while wearing that MAGA hat like it’s a crown. We’re talking fraud, lies, corruption, and a level of pettiness that would make a high school drama queen blush. Buckle up, because we’re breaking…

Artist Discovers 2000yo Roman Bust at Texas Goodwill for $34

A Roman bust dating back to the first century and missing for decades has resurfaced, now displayed at the San Antonio Museum of Art. Its journey back to prominence began in 2018 when artist Laura Young stumbled upon it at a Goodwill store in Austin, Texas, priced at just $34.99. While browsing, Young noticed the…

Nobuntu (Mamparra-nobs) Mkhize Disrupts FlySafair Flight – Gets Arrested

It’s official, Nobuntu Mkhize has secured the “Mamparra Award” (Thanks TimesLive but we beat you to the punch.) So the mid-air debacle that turned a routine FlySafair flight into a social media shitstorm mamparra. From self-declaring as an “ANC b*%#” to her Coke-can tossing and vitriol remarks, nobs managed to turn Boxing Day into a…

The High Risks of Being a Human Cannonball

The profession of a human cannonball, often overlooked in lists of dangerous jobs, presents risks that far surpass those of occupations like tree logging or fishing. When the Bureau of Labor Statistics cites logging as the most dangerous job in America with a death rate of 127.8 per 100,000, it pales in comparison to the…

The Myth That Addiction Only Affects People With Traumatic Backgrounds

You may have heard the notion that addiction is primarily a problem for people who have suffered severe trauma. While trauma and addiction can intersect, it’s a misconception to think that they are inseparable. Many people struggle with substance abuse for various reasons, irrespective of their past. If you or a loved one are navigating…

Mutaпt Goat with Human-Like Face & Duck-Like Body Continues to Bewilder Experts and Delight Audiences Globally

Six months have passed since the astonishing discovery of the goat-duck hybrid in rural China, and the creature—now affectionately named “Guck” by the international community—shows signs of reaching adolescence. Scientists from all over the world have gathered at a secure facility to conduct advanced studies, involving genetic sequencing and behavioral observation. Despite being equipped with…

Is Virtual Sports Betting The New Frontier for Bettors in Ethiopia?

As technology continues to transform the betting industry, virtual sports betting has emerged as an exciting new option for bettors in Ethiopia. Particularly popular among younger bettors, virtual sports offer a fast-paced, 24/7 alternative to traditional sports betting. With their ability to simulate real-world events in a fraction of the time, virtual sports have opened…

No Funds for Medical Aid in South Africa? Try These Affordable Healthcare Solutions

Medical care in South Africa is quite costly. Only 16% of South Africans can afford private healthcare, and that number is expected to decline further as inflation and unemployment rates rise. As a percentage of overall health expenditure, South Africa’s 42% goes towards optional private health insurance, which is the most of any country in the…

South Africa’s Water Supply is in Disarray Due to Frequent Power Outages

The power outages that year in South Africa was the most severe on record. The continuous failures at Eskom’s coal-fired power stations caused the country to go without power for a staggering 205 days. Old and under-cared-for, the plants have seen better days. Since planned power outages were initially integrated in April 2008, the energy shortage…

The Power of POPI: How Data Privacy is Driving Positive Change in South Africa

Data privacy has become a pressing issue in today’s digital age. The rise of technology has led to an explosion of data, much of which contains sensitive and personal information. As more and more businesses collect and use this data, the need for data privacy regulations has become increasingly apparent. In South Africa, the Protection…

The New Implementation of Electronic Scripts in South Africa

Prescription medications in South Africa should be written in legible print, typed, or computer generated and signed in person by a licensed prescriber by the overall legislation established as a result of the Medicines and Related Substances Act. Amidst these regulations, prescribers regularly encounter handwritten prescriptions that are difficult to read, increasing the likelihood of…

Load-shedding Leads to Fewer Job Opportunities, Gender-based Violence, and Increased Anxiety

Loss of jobs, gender-based violence, and anxiety symptoms are all consequences of load-shedding. South Africa went through a combined total of 200 days without power in 2022. With rolling blackouts, each day ever since the start of the new year, hours without power have become the norm. “Noticeable reasons for the rise in destruction and concern…

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